greeting your relatives

18, Ireland
why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??
Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..
oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking
YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!
India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

*shakes fist at sky*
damn you western marriage culture
What if we both worked 👩🍳 👩🍳 in a French restaurant 🇫🇷🇫🇷🥐🥐 and the rats 🐀🐀🐀 in our chef hats 🎩 🎩 making us cook 🍽🍽 made us kiss.... 😮😮😩😩 and we were both girls 😍😍😳😳
I hate this. I hate this. I cannot say how much. The English language is insufficient.
I’m sorry you’re homophobic
Oh jeez, that was not what I meant at all. This meme freaks me out and so does Ratatouille. I didn't think how that would come across and I apologise.